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Apparently getting cut down in medieval battle wasn't the same as dying peacefully in one's sleep. Consider the case of Richard III: not the lame hunchback of Shakespeare (that was already long-established by historians), but an accomplished solider who nonetheless ended up getting repeatedly stabbed and slashed about… » 9/17/14 11:14pm Wednesday 11:14pm

Obviously I'm not going to be spanking a 1-year-old girl," Bush said. "We do discipline her a little bit because she does this thing now where if she doesn't like something of if you say something to her she doesn't like, she kind of swings at you. » 9/17/14 3:26pm Wednesday 3:26pm

I'm all for whatever the majority of Scots want, so I'm all for whatever the majority decides (there are pluses and minuses to both sides, I'm sure), but I'll thank you not to besmirch Saint Bob like that—he's a better person than any of us could ever hope to be. » 9/16/14 7:59pm Tuesday 7:59pm

It reminds me of the latter days of the old star system, when they decided, screw it, and started giving them out when people would casually mention that it was their birthday. At least offer sexual favors, people. » 9/16/14 5:26pm Tuesday 5:26pm

I've always found those commercials to be horrfiying when one thinks about them for a few seconds. Essentially you've got cows begging for their lives and offering up chickens as replacements. "No, not me! Please, God, let it not be more or my family! Take the chickens! Kill them! Eat them! Please, Lord, let me be… » 9/14/14 10:00pm 9/14/14 10:00pm

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