I'm picturing the reporter spending five minutes of stunned silence trying to make sense of what he had just heard, then collapsing in a heap, to which Schroeder brushed his hands triumphantly and announced, "Checkmate." » 10/31/14 1:43pm Today 1:43pm

Pfft...why do people get all uppity about kids in bars? My dad used to take me to the bar. Sure, he was a barely-functioning alcoholic and I still have to deal with bad memories about the other drunks in ther... » 10/30/14 4:23pm Yesterday 4:23pm

I'm happy to get coffee with anyone, although they might have to pay, as I've been finding new ways to make my unsettling habit of wallet-forgetting as awkward as possible (to wit: forgetting it on the way to work on a day on which I needed to fill up the tank on the way home). » 10/29/14 10:46pm Wednesday 10:46pm

There's no reason to ever forget, because they're getting the band back together. God help me, but I've kept tabs on those lovable miscreants, and the original plan was to have it just be Dashcon 2015, but then, well, they still owed a lot of money to a lot of people, so according to their very carefully-worded… » 10/25/14 11:20pm Saturday 11:20pm