Inspired by Smith's example, Bob Knight tried to get his lawyer to compile a list of all the profanities he wished he'd screamed at players but didn't get around to, but had to stop because the guy was typing like a fucking pussy and couldn't keep up. » 3/26/15 3:19pm Thursday 3:19pm

That sounded a bit strange to me (I mean, not insofar as I am on Team Cancer—when my grandfather died of it,* it's not like I went to visit him wearing an inappropriate t-shirt about the lighter side of the disease**), so I looked it up, and for the sake of clarity, I'm pretty sure this is what you were referring to: » 3/24/15 9:41pm Tuesday 9:41pm

Hey, back off—she clearly states that she's a blessed one (and, if casual observation of anyone who ever describes themselves as #Blessed has taught me anything, it's that she's also #Humble), so she deserves our respect, nay, our obedience. » 3/16/15 6:57pm 3/16/15 6:57pm

You Can Probably Stop That Now

So I recently visited my parents, and my mom, in preparation for the momentous event, bought a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch because she remembered that I liked it. Obviously a very sweet gesture, and I had some pretty much every day (sometimes twice) because a) I didn't want to look like an ingrate; and b) I will eat… » 3/10/15 9:01pm 3/10/15 9:01pm

On the downside, publishing a bad article is counterproductive, refusing to apologize is foolish, and then backtracking with "Okay, I've decided to change my mind" is mealy-mouthed. On the plus side, this kind of thing is a boon for Denton. Think of the clicks, and why bother fact-checking? This is even better than… » 3/01/15 2:19pm 3/01/15 2:19pm